Want to Help Me Vote?

So I’ve just ploughed through my mail-in ballot, chosen my candidates, written myself in for one of the offices (because I always do — one of these days I’m going to beat an uncontested municipal judge). I even marked my decisions for 8 statewide and most of the 22 local initiatives. (Yes, there were 22 local voter-sponsored issues this round. Remember — I live in San Francisco.)

But I can’t make up my mind on this one:

George Sewage

Just in case it’s too small to read, here’s the text: “Shall the City change the name of the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant to the George W Bush Sewage Plant?”

Sigh. Only in San Francisco. Or Berkeley, I suppose, but I think their sewage plant is already named after Nixon or Botha or someone like that.

I dunno — I just can’t make up my mind. It’s disrespectful to the office of president, but then again, so was he.

So I leave it up to you… what should I do?