How I Discovered that My Wife is Brainwashing My Daughter

The animal of the month in our baby animal magazine is “badger.” When we got to its portrait on the back page, Boo immediately said:

“That’s Bucky Badger! I love him so much. He’s really, really good.”

Want to guess where Working Mom went to college? So much for teaching Boo to say “Go Bears!”

For those of you from places other than the United States, I’m sure that this rivalry is understandable: Just imagine that you’re a Glouchester United fan and your wife teaches your kid an Eglington All-Blacks cheer. It’s like that.