Your Toddler Parenting Test

Your toddler, too far away to grab, is reaching for a table containing:

  • A carpenter’s plane (sharp edge exposed);
  • A stupidly expensive but freakishly cool camera that you really like and makes your life more fun and would really, really miss and don’t really have the money to replace; and
  • A tall, full glass of water.

You only have one free hand because you’re holding a plate of macaroni and cheese in the other.

What do you do?