Help! I Need Somebody!

I need you to help me write my goofy anniversary song for Working Mom. All I need from you is a lyric, one line that says heartily (and, as mentioned, goofily) something nice about someone else.

As a bonus, if you get that lyric in to me by California’s midnight (and if you live in the U.S. or Canada), you will be in the running to win a very masculine set of eleven books! (Click here for the complete manly list.) Only a handful of entries have come in — your chances are good!

Extra points for similes: you could really just fill in the blanks here!

“You’re as [blank] as a [blankety-blank] [blank]!”

And — thanks for the help!

Oh, and by the way, that lyric in the title? Disqualified. Not nearly goofy enough.