Eight Things My Toddler Made Me Say
These are all true.
- “Your ponytail is stuck in your pants.”
- “We don’t kiss our poop. Blow it a kiss, if you must.”
- “Are there cranberries in your diaper?”
- “Toothbrushes and kitty litter don’t mix.”
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“Watch out for the butt cream on the floor.”
- “That’s ‘like a diamond in the sky’, dear, not ‘like a demon’.”
- “Don’t kiss the batteries, honey.”
- “Mallets are not for hitting cats.”
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- “Toothbrushes and kitty litter don’t mix.”
- “Are there cranberries in your diaper?”
- “We don’t kiss our poop. Blow it a kiss, if you must.”
Have a great weekend, everyone. We’ve got family in town for a few more days yet — see you on the other side!