Toddlers Cussing Redux: In Which Boobaby Shouts Porn In Public

Remember a couple of days ago when Boobaby shouted “fuck” in a crowded museum?

It. Gets. Worse.

San Francisco’s zoo has a neat exhibit where the birds of prey are just out on a kind of grassy knoll. We saw an owl, a little Harris hawk, a falcon, and then, at the end, a rather large red-tailed hawk. “Wow, that’s a big hawk!” I remarked to Boo.

Remember, now: “G” becomes “K.” Little words disappear and two words become one. Say it like a toddler:

“Wow bik awk!”

Say it out loud and fast if you’re not quite getting it.

  • Over and over.
  • At the top of your lungs.
  • Every time you see a bird that day.

Maybe the zoo was the best place for us, after all.