Ten More Things About Me That Border On Boring. No, They Really Are Boring. See For Yourself.
I got tagged by a new reader for another of those 10-question things.
- What were you doing ten years ago?
Sleeping around, sad to say.
- What were you doing one year ago?
Not sleeping much, sad to say. Boo is not the world’s best nighttime sleeper. Thank the maker for naps.
- What are five snacks you enjoy?
- The rest of the cheese stick.
- Half-eaten pretzels.
- A mangled and gnawed apple.
- The crust off the grilled cheese sandwich.
- A dozen doughnuts at one sitting.
- What are five songs you know the lyrics to?
- The Love Boat theme
- The Brady Bunch theme
- The Gilligan’s Island theme
- “Why Won’t You Love Me, David Duchovny“
- “Everybody Poops,” which I wrote myself, in homage to the book of almost the same name. You should totally get me to sing it for you some time.
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- Five Things You Would Do If You Were A Millionaire
- Buy a dolphin
- Not become a billionaire
- Have four children as a fashion accessory
- Give police officers $100 bonuses for ticketing illegally loud motorcycles
- Drink more coffee
- Five Bad Habits
- Not responding to blog comments promptly
- Being judgmental of the judgmental.
- Procrastination. This post took two weeks.
- Loving to start things, hating to finish them.
- Drinking too much coffee
- Five Things You Like To Do
Play, Dance, Sing, Enjoy the Company of Good People, Drink Coffee.
- Five Things You Would Never Wear
- My birthday suit (never!).
- A thong.
- I’d wear just about anything else. (I was a drama major at Berkeley — let’s just leave it at that.)
- Five Favorite Toys
- A stick for digging in the dirt.
- Tomy magnetic refrigerator gears — Boo can be entertained by these for hours.
- This cool tunnel.
- My Nikon D80.
- My coffee maker, which can be set up the night before and also has an insulated carafe. (Heating elements burn coffee.)
- (You thought I was going to say my Harry Potter Deluxe Magical posable figure, didn’t you? It was a close number 6.)
- Five Things You Hate To Do
- Get warranty service.
- Listen to racists.
- Go to sleep when I know I should.
- Pay bills on time.
- Drink too much coffee. Or not enough.
Stupefyingly boring, I know. Here I pass on the love: I hereby tag Taste Like Crazy (’cause she said she’d only gotten one meme so far in her blog existence), Manda of Coffee-n-Wisdom (coffee, yay!), Dawn of Alex Year One, XBox4NappyRash and Annie of Blooming Marvelous for multi-continental coverage. Oh, and aimee the greeblemonkey and Mike, but I don’t think they ever do memes…
Oh, and of course, Barack Obama.