Do Doodaddies Have Free Will?

I keep hearing this question: “Do Flies Have Free Will?” Apparently, there was a very clever experiment done to determine whether a fruit fly can exert some sort of conscious choice.

Turns out, it can.

Sometimes I think that may place me somewhat lower on the development chart than a fruit fly. Especially when there are Krispy Kremes involved. I feel inexorably drawn to them… I have no choice…

I binged again. I went to the store after my volunteer shift Friday night ended early. I got a dozen.

None of them made it home.

I feel sooooo sick… and I can’t even get any sympathy from my wife, because, well, I didn’t tell her, out of shame.

Maybe you will sympathize? Please? Sniff, sniff?