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• Fern, a.k.a. Boobaby, 6 years old;
• Claudia, "the Blueberry," who's 3 and a half years;
• Working Mom, whose moniker says it all; and
• Me, the stay-at-home dad.

Last year's Doo: Bribe and Switch ( 27 Apr 2011 )
Last month's Doo: Fairy Doors Redux: Evil Undead Edition ( 16 Oct 2011 )

I write a bimonthly column for Bay Area Parent magazine.

My full list has its own page, but here's what I try to keep up with every day:

• Read a Random Post, or
  Here are some personal favorites:

• Doodads: Delivery and the Fourth Trimester
• "Butt Crack" and other things not to teach your kid to say
• Dear Boobaby (part XX)
• Guess Who's Picking All Her Own Clothes These Days?
• My Friend, San Francisco's Champion Masturbator

• Your top 10 favorite posts over the past 60 days:

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Joey is 2 and a month. Girl. Short for "Josephine." Dodo is her older sister, short for Dorothy. Meema is their mom (nee dad), Harry is their dad (nee nonexistent).