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	<description>A San Francisco stay-at-home dad getting the hang of things.</description>
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		<title>Let a Sleeping Baby Lie. Except Smoosh Her Face a Little, Just For Kicks.</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2010/01/11/let-a-sleeping-baby-lie-except-smoosh-her-face-a-little-just-for-kicks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed that right after a baby falls asleep, you can smoosh her face around pretty much indiscriminately without bothering her even a little? What, you haven’t tried that? Facial plasticity is just one of the many things I’m discovering the second baby around &#8212; Claudia, the baby whom I can face-smoosh, head-stand, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Three Fridas</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/10/29/my-three-fridas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The mystery of the Halloween costume is revealed: Fern (and Claudia, and my wife) are all dressing as Frida Kahlo.]]></description>
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		<title>Monsters in Our Midst</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/10/22/monsters-in-our-midst/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fern is nutso for Halloween, more than her birthday or Christmas, even. It’s not the candy, either &#8212; she has a bizarrely underdeveloped sweet tooth, and rarely finishes even a cookie, let alone a Chocolate-Coated Sugar Bomb (or whatever the hip candy is these days). Nope, she likes the monsters. Here’s her new bestie: I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stick &#8216;em up</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/07/19/stick-em-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No one makes an uncomfortable position look more comfortable than a sleeping baby. There&#8217;s a lesson in that, somewhere.]]></description>
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		<title>Buried in my own doo-doo</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/07/10/buried-in-my-own-doo-doo/</link>
		<comments>http://doodaddy.net/2009/07/10/buried-in-my-own-doo-doo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The affair of the flatulent leaf should have come as no great surprise. * * * One of my favorite tricks with kids is to use naughty language. (I learned this from a priest.) Not really naughty, of course &#8212; just goofy, poop-level naughty. To wit: if I catch you saying “But I do do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know what sucks?</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/07/06/you-know-what-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It sucks when your baby daughter thinks that the bandage wrapped around the sea lion bite on your finger is the most fascinating and squeezable thing in all creation. Other things suck, too, but this is all that comes to mind.]]></description>
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		<title>Boys Are Dumb</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/11/17/boys-are-dumb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boo and I went to check out a new playgroup today. Boo immediately hit it off with two of the girls and they struck up a game of (not kidding) &#8220;running errands,&#8221; caroming around on tricycles they could barely control. &#8220;We have to go to the market to pick up some pears and bananas,&#8221; said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How I Discovered that My Wife is Brainwashing My Daughter</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/10/02/how-i-discovered-that-my-wife-is-brainwashing-my-daughter/</link>
		<comments>http://doodaddy.net/2008/10/02/how-i-discovered-that-my-wife-is-brainwashing-my-daughter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The animal of the month in our baby animal magazine is &#8220;badger.&#8221; When we got to its portrait on the back page, Boo immediately said: &#8220;That&#8217;s Bucky Badger! I love him so much. He&#8217;s really, really good.&#8221; Want to guess where Working Mom went to college? So much for teaching Boo to say &#8220;Go Bears!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s a baby in my head.</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/07/09/theres-a-baby-in-my-head/</link>
		<comments>http://doodaddy.net/2008/07/09/theres-a-baby-in-my-head/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don&#8217;t brush my hair, there&#8217;s a baby in there!&#8221; That&#8217;s when I got my phone set to &#8220;record.&#8221; Boobaby&#8217;s been claiming that the baby she&#8217;s carrying is wherever in her is convenient at the moment. Try to tickle her armpit, and she&#8217;s got an armpit pregnancy, so they&#8217;re off limits! Want to clip her toenails? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Bizarre: My kid is quirky, too!</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/06/18/baby-bizarre-my-kid-is-quirky-too/</link>
		<comments>http://doodaddy.net/2008/06/18/baby-bizarre-my-kid-is-quirky-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My little goofball. We had lunch with the boy who wears a dress and sparkly shoes at our playground today. I hesitate to even mention it, really, because what does it matter? But I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll bring it up to my wife tonight, so clearly it&#8217;s in my head. Obviously, I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s gay. [...]]]></description>
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