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	<description>A San Francisco stay-at-home dad getting the hang of things.</description>
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		<title>Monsters in Our Midst</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/10/22/monsters-in-our-midst/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fern is nutso for Halloween, more than her birthday or Christmas, even. It’s not the candy, either &#8212; she has a bizarrely underdeveloped sweet tooth, and rarely finishes even a cookie, let alone a Chocolate-Coated Sugar Bomb (or whatever the hip candy is these days). Nope, she likes the monsters. Here’s her new bestie: I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Longest Month</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/04/27/the-longest-month/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My ladies. Boo toppled off a booster seat, helpless. Her gyrating arms reached for me but missed &#8212; this is a scene I still replay in my head daily, even now, a month later. I was too slow, dull, and exhausted to save my own daughter from crashing to the ground. Thanks, O ye Fates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phallic Bee</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/02/11/phallic-bee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 11:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Blueberry woke Boo up last night with a scream that turned my blood to yogurt. It was out of character: the baby is a champion sleeper who can frequently bless us with 8- and 9-hour stretches, as long as I&#8217;ve kept up with my pentagram-inscribing and incense-burning. I must have forgotten part of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nursery School Dropout</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2009/01/28/nursery-school-dropout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not a fearful parent. Apart from a recurring nightmare in which my gargantuan daughter is recruited to play for the Utah Jazz (I mean, really &#8212; jazz? In Utah?), I don’t worry about her future all that much. Things will work out as they should. But I gave myself a huge scare a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Wondering</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/12/02/just-wondering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How old will you be when you no longer prefer falling asleep on my lap anymore? Ready to go? How old when you stop creating outfits from two pairs of underwear, one spanky-panty, a plaid skirt and a polka-dot dress, all topped off with a fluffy tutu? Someday will you beg and plead and persuade [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want Other Adults to Undress My Daughter</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/11/06/i-want-other-adults-to-undress-my-daughter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, controversial title. But it&#8217;s true. Hear me out. Higher than my puny biceps can manage. We went on an outing yesterday with Mikey Mike and Emmeline. Now we&#8217;ve been hanging out with these guys for &#8212; what, over a year? &#8212; and so Boo is completely at ease with them. Mike feeds Boo, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday Confessional XXIX</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/10/26/sunday-confessional-xxix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Horror movie commercials really bother me. Like, really bother me.]]></description>
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		<title>Homicidal Ideation</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/10/01/homicidal-ideation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Close your eyes and imagine this: You&#8217;re at a playground next to a dog run. Your two-year old daughter is between you and the playground gate that someone&#8217;s left open. (This being a big city, most of our playgrounds are surrounded by low fences.) You suddenly hear the sounds of dogs fighting in the dog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I gave my word to stop at third&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/09/24/i-gave-my-word-to-stop-at-third/</link>
		<comments>http://doodaddy.net/2008/09/24/i-gave-my-word-to-stop-at-third/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boo&#8217;s favorite magazine arrived: the Title IX Sportswear catalog. Not that she buys from it &#8212; she likes to draw mustaches on the models. A little background: this catalog features female athletes modeling mostly sports bras. You&#8217;d say it&#8217;s risqué but the women look like they breakfast on nails so the effect is more tough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a word in German for this feeling</title>
		<link>http://doodaddy.net/2008/08/26/im-sure-theres-a-word-in-german-for-this-feeling/</link>
		<comments>http://doodaddy.net/2008/08/26/im-sure-theres-a-word-in-german-for-this-feeling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>doodaddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just heard an ambulance arrive on the street above ours. I was immediately and involuntarily visited by a sharp desire that it was coming for the guy who yells at his kids. Then I had the horrible thought that it might be coming for the kids, and that somehow that would be my fault [...]]]></description>
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