babysitters

• Fern, a.k.a. Boobaby, 6 years old;
• Claudia, "the Blueberry," who's 3 years;
• Working Mom, whose moniker says it all; and
• Me, the stay-at-home dad.

Last year's Doo: Friday the 13th is So Well Named ( 14 Aug 2010 )
Last month's Doo: Fairy Doors Redux: Evil Undead Edition ( 16 Oct 2011 )

I write a bimonthly column for Bay Area Parent magazine.

My full list has its own page, but here's what I try to keep up with every day:

• Read a Random Post, or
  Here are some personal favorites:

• Somersaulting Other People's Children, and I Wonder Why They Find Me Weird
• Boobaby and the Wonderful, Fantastic, No Bad, Very Good Day
• I love the smell of puréed peas in the morning
• Ten More Things About Me That Border On Boring. No, They Really Are Boring. See For Yourself.
• My Friend, San Francisco's Champion Masturbator

• Your top 10 favorite posts over the past 60 days:

1. (none)

Joey is 2 and a month. Girl. Short for "Josephine." Dodo is her older sister, short for Dorothy. Meema is their mom (nee dad), Harry is their dad (nee nonexistent).