Comments on: Down With Princesses: Eight More Things I Never Thought I’d Say

By: Sheltie

Sheltie — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:04:50 +0000

“I have to run into the bedroom for a minute. Keep talking so I’ll know you haven’t drowned.”

That’s really good. I often have this conversation with my children too.

By: Bugfrog

Bugfrog — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:09:18 +0000

These make me feel not quite as bad for threatening to duct tape Lil Froggy’s feet together so he would stop running around. “Mama, would Dada really do that?”

I didn’t even HAVE any duct tape at the time.

By: jessbesser

jessbesser — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:02:49 +0000

my friend, i don’t know of too many dads out there who are as talented a father as you. you have not been, nor ever will be, a “bad dad.” capiche?

By: Keith Wilcox

Keith Wilcox — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:15:00 +0000

If people are still driving Escalades in the future God help us all!

By: mom, again

mom, again — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:21:12 +0000

if I had a little girl, I’d be looking at the chance to use that line about fairy princesses. As it is, I’m racking my brain for someone with an appropriately aged girl who NEEDS to know this fact.

By: Aimee Greeblemonkey

Aimee Greeblemonkey — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:32:47 +0000

I’m gonna print these out and give them ALL to Declan at ONCE for how he’s been acting lately. That’ll teach ‘em.

By: doodaddy

doodaddy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 07:00:00 +0000

@Aimee Greeblemonkey - That fairy princess thing is sure to rock his world...

By: doodaddy

doodaddy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 07:00:00 +0000

@mom, again - Unfortunately, it only served as motivation: now she *wants* to be a witch.

By: doodaddy

doodaddy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 07:00:00 +0000

@jessbesser - Ah, but you don't see me in the dead of night... packing all the favorite clothes into Salvation Army bags...

By: doodaddy

doodaddy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 07:00:00 +0000

@Bugfrog - Maybe use shackles? Not so much waste, more environmentally correct.