You know what’s really hip? When you are shooting the bull with the workmen who have come to build a fence in your yard, real salt-of-the-earth types, and you think you’re holding your own, acting all manly and shit.
And then you go inside to realize you still have this on the middle of your chest from where your daughter stuck it:
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I wouldn’t worry about it. I’m sure to their thinking if you were any kind of a manly man you’d have built your own fence. They probably wondered why you needed a label when it was so obvious to them to begin with.
Just kidding. Sort of. : )
Okay, that previous comment, Robert, has me in stitches. Happy Belated Birthday, Boobaby!
@Robert – Oh, I would have built my own fence, I swear, if only I’d had the time. Gracious be, I’ve got all the tools already — brand-new and still in their boxes, even!
I think you’ll know you’re the coolest if tomorrow they all wear that on their chests.
@OM – Plus wear pink hair scrunchies around their wrists, just like I had on and didn’t notice…