“When you don’t share a fairy dies”: More Things I Never Thought I’d Say

by doodaddy on November 24, 2008

“When you don’t share a fairy dies.”

“Those aren’t shoes, they’re hole punchers.”

“No tongue on the iPhone.”

“No putting Cheerios in your underwear.”

“You have to ask permission before you kick my belly.”

“Did I just whack your face into that chain?”

“No licking the wall.”

“You can share the pee bag.”

“Licking the wine cork is okay, but no biting it.”

“Only make the ‘whatever’ sign when you’re doing it ironically, OK?”

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Loth November 24, 2008 at 8:12 am

I can add to those: "Stop licking your brother", "Don’t lick your brother’s sock" and "Stop peeing on your brother" Boys are icky.


orlund November 24, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Ahhhh the licking thing…Please tell me it stops. My daughter spends 12 hours with her tongue (trying to lick anything close enough) and the other 12 sleeping.


doodaddy November 24, 2008 at 6:27 pm

@Loth – It’s that they haven’t learned what icky means, I think. Bless ’em.


doodaddy November 24, 2008 at 6:27 pm

@orlund – And she’s what — 9?


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