“When you don’t share a fairy dies”: More Things I Never Thought I’d Say
Posted on November 24th, 2008 in amazement, language
“When you don’t share a fairy dies.”
“Those aren’t shoes, they’re hole punchers.”
“No tongue on the iPhone.”
“No putting Cheerios in your underwear.”
“You have to ask permission before you kick my belly.”
“Did I just whack your face into that chain?”
“No licking the wall.”
“You can share the pee bag.”
“Licking the wine cork is okay, but no biting it.”
“Only make the ‘whatever’ sign when you’re doing it ironically, OK?”
Yeah, I Twitter, don't laugh. 
November 24th, 2008 8:12 am
I can add to those: "Stop licking your brother", "Don’t lick your brother’s sock" and "Stop peeing on your brother" Boys are icky.
November 24th, 2008 5:20 pm
Ahhhh the licking thing…Please tell me it stops. My daughter spends 12 hours with her tongue (trying to lick anything close enough) and the other 12 sleeping.
November 24th, 2008 6:27 pm
@Loth – It’s that they haven’t learned what icky means, I think. Bless ‘em.
November 24th, 2008 6:27 pm
@orlund – And she’s what — 9?