Bad Kid? Send him to boot camp.
Posted on July 14th, 2008 in behavior, oddparents
Life is truly a play. No — make that a soap opera.
Overheard at the playground today, a mom to her 5-year old son who was reluctant to leave:
Mom: “Remember what I told you about your friend Matthew, and where they sent him this summer?”
Son (sulkily): ” Yeah.”
Mom: “Well that’s what we’re going to do with you next year.”
Son (panicked): “No!”
Mom: “Then get into the car right now.”
Where do you “send” a five-year old, anyway?
July 14th, 2008 10:33 pm
I’m going to have to remember that one
July 15th, 2008 11:00 am
Depends on the weight, UPS rates are a real pain nowadays.
July 16th, 2008 12:47 am
Add it to the “ways to be cruel” compendium…
July 16th, 2008 12:47 am
You could ship freight…
July 18th, 2008 9:00 am
My ex once threatened to send my three year old to boarding school!!!!!
Her older sister went to school the next day (where I once taught!) crying and I got a call from my friend, Sena, the social worker. Talk about an embarrassing moment!
We sent him away - not her!