Help! I Need Somebody!
Posted on June 15th, 2008 in Blog, Working Mom
I need you to help me write my goofy anniversary song for Working Mom. All I need from you is a lyric, one line that says heartily (and, as mentioned, goofily) something nice about someone else.
As a bonus, if you get that lyric in to me by California’s midnight (and if you live in the U.S. or Canada), you will be in the running to win a very masculine set of eleven books! (Click here for the complete manly list.) Only a handful of entries have come in — your chances are good!
Extra points for similes: you could really just fill in the blanks here!
“You’re as [blank] as a [blankety-blank] [blank]!”
And — thanks for the help!
Oh, and by the way, that lyric in the title? Disqualified. Not nearly goofy enough.
Yeah, I Twitter, don't laugh. 
June 15th, 2008 5:24 pm
“Baby, if you were an ice cold big toe,
I’d be your striped wool sock wrapped around you,”
“You’ve got a smile so wide,
the Erie Canal’s got nothing on you,”
“You’re as cool as a chlorinated pool,
and honey, not nearly as stinky.”
Sorry. I tried.
June 19th, 2008 11:21 am
Don’t expect anything clever coming from me. I lack creativity lately. Good luck though.
July 1st, 2008 6:37 am
Well, here goes:
“Working hard and sticking by me,
Good lovin’, how lucky can I be?”
I tried and didn’t want to be too goofy but show enough to win her over????
If you wanted REALLY goofy, my first thought was:
“She works as hard a trucker on drugs,
But all I want is her love and her hugs”
Good luck and hope I win!
Neil Haney
141 Gala Circle
Daytona Beach, FL 32124-2008