Help! I Need Somebody!

by doodaddy on June 15, 2008

I need you to help me write my goofy anniversary song for Working Mom. All I need from you is a lyric, one line that says heartily (and, as mentioned, goofily) something nice about someone else.

As a bonus, if you get that lyric in to me by California’s midnight (and if you live in the U.S. or Canada), you will be in the running to win a very masculine set of eleven books! (Click here for the complete manly list.) Only a handful of entries have come in — your chances are good!

Extra points for similes: you could really just fill in the blanks here!

“You’re as [blank] as a [blankety-blank] [blank]!”

And — thanks for the help!

Oh, and by the way, that lyric in the title? Disqualified. Not nearly goofy enough.

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Ophelia Rising June 15, 2008 at 5:24 pm

“Baby, if you were an ice cold big toe,
I’d be your striped wool sock wrapped around you,”

“You’ve got a smile so wide,
the Erie Canal’s got nothing on you,”

“You’re as cool as a chlorinated pool,
and honey, not nearly as stinky.”

Sorry. I tried.

Jessica June 19, 2008 at 11:21 am

Don’t expect anything clever coming from me. I lack creativity lately. Good luck though.

Neil Haney July 1, 2008 at 6:37 am

Well, here goes:
“Working hard and sticking by me,
Good lovin’, how lucky can I be?”

I tried and didn’t want to be too goofy but show enough to win her over????

If you wanted REALLY goofy, my first thought was:
“She works as hard a trucker on drugs,
But all I want is her love and her hugs”
Good luck and hope I win!

Neil Haney
141 Gala Circle
Daytona Beach, FL 32124-2008

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