These are all true.
- “Your ponytail is stuck in your pants.”
- “We don’t kiss our poop. Blow it a kiss, if you must.”
- “Are there cranberries in your diaper?”
- “Toothbrushes and kitty litter don’t mix.”
- “Watch out for the butt cream on the floor.”
- “That’s ‘like a diamond in the sky’, dear, not ‘like a demon’.”
- “Don’t kiss the batteries, honey.”
- “Mallets are not for hitting cats.”
Have a great weekend, everyone. We’ve got family in town for a few more days yet — see you on the other side!
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LOVE those! I can relate – there are so many things I say, which, after they come out of my mouth, I can only shake my head in amazement – (“Did I actually just SAY that?”)
(“No more fishing in the toilet.”)
(“Stop squishing your sister’s head.”)
(“Okay, I’ll be the purple wombat, and you can be the one-eyed rooster.”)
And etc…
LOL! I wish I had been a blogger when I did daycare. Oh the things the kidlets can make you say!
have a good weekend in SF dude.
I’m confused. Just what are mallets for, then?
Let’s see, Some of my favorite “quotes” are:
“Please don’t eat the tampons!”
Q: “Mommy, can you please tell Jammers to stop breathing?!?!”
A: “Ummm…..no!”
“Why is my underwear on the dogs head?”
“Please don’t sit on your sister’s head!”
“I was thinking and thinking and thinking and suddently I had a thought!:
“Can you at least LOOK like you are listening to me?!”
“I swear it’s just chicken!”
PLEASE tell me you intentionally made the poop one, number 2….
lol! Hilarious!
And I thought it was odd that my kid wanted to wave good-bye to the poop. I feel much more normal now.
Amazing how many of them are around toilets or their functions, isn’t it?
So true and so funny