Eight Things My Toddler Made Me Say

by doodaddy on June 6, 2008

These are all true.

  1. “Your ponytail is stuck in your pants.”
  2. “We don’t kiss our poop. Blow it a kiss, if you must.”
  3. “Are there cranberries in your diaper?”
  4. “Toothbrushes and kitty litter don’t mix.”
  5. “Watch out for the butt cream on the floor.”
  6. “That’s ‘like a diamond in the sky’, dear, not ‘like a demon’.”
  7. “Don’t kiss the batteries, honey.”
  8. “Mallets are not for hitting cats.”

Have a great weekend, everyone. We’ve got family in town for a few more days yet — see you on the other side!

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Ophelia Rising June 6, 2008 at 10:01 am

LOVE those! I can relate – there are so many things I say, which, after they come out of my mouth, I can only shake my head in amazement – (“Did I actually just SAY that?”)

(“No more fishing in the toilet.”)

(“Stop squishing your sister’s head.”)

(“Okay, I’ll be the purple wombat, and you can be the one-eyed rooster.”)

And etc…

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Dawn June 6, 2008 at 10:06 am

LOL! I wish I had been a blogger when I did daycare. Oh the things the kidlets can make you say!

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Audubon Ron June 6, 2008 at 10:56 am

have a good weekend in SF dude.

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Rattling the Kettle June 6, 2008 at 11:29 am

I’m confused. Just what are mallets for, then?

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debbie June 6, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Let’s see, Some of my favorite “quotes” are:
“Please don’t eat the tampons!”

Q: “Mommy, can you please tell Jammers to stop breathing?!?!”
A: “Ummm…..no!”

“Why is my underwear on the dogs head?”

“Please don’t sit on your sister’s head!”

“I was thinking and thinking and thinking and suddently I had a thought!:

“Can you at least LOOK like you are listening to me?!”

“I swear it’s just chicken!”

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Xbox4NappyRash June 6, 2008 at 12:54 pm

PLEASE tell me you intentionally made the poop one, number 2….

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Elaine June 6, 2008 at 7:18 pm

lol! Hilarious!

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Jerseygirl89 June 7, 2008 at 10:36 am

And I thought it was odd that my kid wanted to wave good-bye to the poop. I feel much more normal now.

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doodaddy June 8, 2008 at 3:50 pm

Amazing how many of them are around toilets or their functions, isn’t it?

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Jessica June 19, 2008 at 11:33 am

So true and so funny

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