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Piss or Get Off The Pot

Posted on May 28th, 2008 in Blog, family

Sorry I haven’t written in a while; I’ve been putting all my creative juices into writing a song for Miley Cyrus called “They’re Just Shoulder Blades.”

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She did the former. I can’t wait to get this picture out to show her junior prom date.

Nah, I’m kidding. I’ve just been really procrastinating on the promised site clean-up. I can’t wait any longer, though, because my big Father’s Day piece came out in Bay Area Parent today! There’s a picture of us on the cover, even!

To coin a phrase, “Ack!”

The upshot is that any day now my actual real-live family might drop by. That’s right — people I know and have seen in their flesh and their blood (well, not blood so much) could be reading the site soon! The mind boggles. And the fingers fly, deleting the worst of the [content deleted], not to mention the sexy [content deleted] of the [content deleted] and the details about fertility [content deleted].

I’m actually really enjoying the process of re-reading some of the old posts. (It’s taken me three hours just to get back to February. Hm.) Anyway, you should feel free to, as well — there are “random” and “my favorite posts” and “your favorite posts” links over there on the sidebar.

And I’ll be back with new stuff in a day or so, including (not to be too tabloid) the story of how Boobaby and Buddy Boy are both pregnant!  Right now!

8 Responses to “Piss or Get Off The Pot”

  1. Nice picture of you and your daughter on the Bay Area Parent mag! That’s cool!

    As for that pic of your daughter potty training, she’s just going to love having it out in cyberspace when she’s a teen:)

    Keep up the great blogging.

    Best,

    Dana Glazer
    Director
    The Evolution of Dad Project
    http://www.evolutionofdad.com

  2. Thanks! Many aspects of my future life planning, as a matter of fact, have to do with embarrassing my daughter. Gotta be prepared!

  3. I now realise why my daffodils never flowered….

  4. I am LOVING your new ad for “gaybeardating.com” to the right. That dude is seriously handsome.

  5. Damn it! Now it’s gone — the second I posted. But I swear it was there. So much better than cafemom.

  6. You’re so kidding, right? Man, you’ve got to hook me up with the blogher people — google ads seriously bite.

    Ooops, wrong metaphor, maybe.

  7. I wish Blogher were taking more ad accounts….I’m afraid of google ads.

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