Oh, by the way, here’s the complete list of sexual innuendos in last week’s "too much information" post.
I’ll leave it to you to decide which ones are euphemisms for which body parts and acts of, um, love…
- self-effacement
- early riser
- back door
- measure cyclical friction
- tool
- service
- jerk
- woody
- zoinkering
- boink
- boom-boom
- debug the hard drive
- grease the wheels
- Oh oh oh oh oh oh my god!
- give sugar
- wallow in self pity
- upright citizen
- innuendo ("and out the other…")
Despite your many protestations, "Bing Crosby" is not, as far as I can tell, a euphemism for sex.
Many thanks to several of the Internet’s best sex euphemism sites, like this and this and this and this and this. (You think I just knew all these myself? Not even. Only sugarplumsmom even came close to that!)
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Some of those worry me. Greatly.
I seriously only found about 10.
Which 10, though? It probably says a lot about you!