You Didn’t Believe Me When I Said That Boobaby Cusses Like a Sailor

by doodaddy on January 28, 2008

Bloggers all exaggerate, right? Or, let’s just say — "embellish?" Well, I don’t, or at least not when it comes to Boobaby shouting pornographically at the zoo. Or getting loudly excited about the "frogs" at the science museum, except subtract the R and turn the G into a K.

Nope, Boo still can’t say "frog" without it sounding quite blue. Even worse, she got a frog hat.

FROG HAT. Subtract the R, harden the G, and you get… well. Listen for yourself, if you’re not at work:

[audio:Frog Hat.mp3]
(Press the “play” lookin’ thing — it’s only 10 seconds long.)

Why oh why did I get her a frog hat? And when, exactly, can they pronounce the letter G?

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{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

jessicab January 29, 2008 at 6:19 am

OOH that is just too cute.

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twinbabiesdad January 29, 2008 at 7:10 am

Hey, at least she isn’t actually swearing.
I still can’t believe neither girl’s first word wasn’t the word that Boo sounds like she’s saying.

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Ophelia Rising January 29, 2008 at 9:07 am

That is TOO funny! I love her little voice.

Aren’t children’s voices just so incredibly cute when recorded, or on the phone?

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Xbox4NappyRash January 29, 2008 at 9:59 am

the sweetest expletive I’ve ever heard

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doodaddy January 30, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Aw, thanks… it got cute to me, too, once I got over being embarrassed. At least she’s not running around screaming “BIG COCK” anymore.

Dd.

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Avery January 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm

Oy! I remember those days! My son used to say it the same way. Only he’d draw it out–FROOOOOOOG!

Yeah, good times at the Safeway.

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Kelley January 30, 2008 at 7:31 pm

Oooooh what a gorgeous voice!

What’s that? I was supposed to be listening to BooBaby?

Oh. OK. Will do that.

😉

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doodaddy January 30, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Awwwwww… you and Park Buddy. She told me the other day that some other “nameless” park mom was checking out my ass. I *know* you’re just flattering me.

Don’t stop.

:), Dd.

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Stephen February 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Oh no! Too cute. Embarrassing to the dad, but cute. Our little Hannah likes to shout in restaurants and halls and places where quiet is intended. We’ve had to shush her quite a bit. Just kids being kids!

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doodaddy February 7, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Yeah, I get that. My favorite was when I was trying to hush Fern in my usual teacher-y way and she shouted “INSIDE VOICES” for all to hear.

Nice.

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