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You Didn’t Believe Me When I Said That Boobaby Cusses Like a Sailor

Posted on January 28th, 2008 in goofiness, language

Bloggers all exaggerate, right? Or, let’s just say — "embellish?" Well, I don’t, or at least not when it comes to Boobaby shouting pornographically at the zoo. Or getting loudly excited about the "frogs" at the science museum, except subtract the R and turn the G into a K.

Nope, Boo still can’t say "frog" without it sounding quite blue. Even worse, she got a frog hat.

FROG HAT. Subtract the R, harden the G, and you get… well. Listen for yourself, if you’re not at work:


(Press the “play” lookin’ thing — it’s only 10 seconds long.)

Why oh why did I get her a frog hat? And when, exactly, can they pronounce the letter G?

11 Responses to “You Didn’t Believe Me When I Said That Boobaby Cusses Like a Sailor”

  1. OOH that is just too cute.

  2. Hey, at least she isn’t actually swearing.
    I still can’t believe neither girl’s first word wasn’t the word that Boo sounds like she’s saying.

  3. That is TOO funny! I love her little voice.

    Aren’t children’s voices just so incredibly cute when recorded, or on the phone?

  4. the sweetest expletive I’ve ever heard

  5. Aw, thanks… it got cute to me, too, once I got over being embarrassed. At least she’s not running around screaming “BIG COCK” anymore.

    Dd.

  6. Oy! I remember those days! My son used to say it the same way. Only he’d draw it out–FROOOOOOOG!

    Yeah, good times at the Safeway.

  7. Oooooh what a gorgeous voice!

    What’s that? I was supposed to be listening to BooBaby?

    Oh. OK. Will do that.

    ;)

  8. Awwwwww… you and Park Buddy. She told me the other day that some other “nameless” park mom was checking out my ass. I *know* you’re just flattering me.

    Don’t stop.

    :), Dd.

  9. Oh no! Too cute. Embarrassing to the dad, but cute. Our little Hannah likes to shout in restaurants and halls and places where quiet is intended. We’ve had to shush her quite a bit. Just kids being kids!

  10. Yeah, I get that. My favorite was when I was trying to hush Fern in my usual teacher-y way and she shouted “INSIDE VOICES” for all to hear.

    Nice.

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