Toddlers Cussing Redux: In Which Boobaby Shouts Porn In Public
Posted on December 21st, 2007 in goofiness, language
Remember a couple of days ago when Boobaby shouted “fuck” in a crowded museum?
It. Gets. Worse.
San Francisco’s zoo has a neat exhibit where the birds of prey are just out on a kind of grassy knoll. We saw an owl, a little Harris hawk, a falcon, and then, at the end, a rather large red-tailed hawk. “Wow, that’s a big hawk!” I remarked to Boo.
Remember, now: “G” becomes “K.” Little words disappear and two words become one. Say it like a toddler:
“Wow bik awk!”
Say it out loud and fast if you’re not quite getting it.
- Over and over.
- At the top of your lungs.
- Every time you see a bird that day.
Maybe the zoo was the best place for us, after all.





December 21st, 2007 7:01 am
Even I’m now starting to wonder about where she’s getting it from…
December 21st, 2007 4:52 pm
Niiice!
Might I recomment NOT going to see Big Ben till this passes?
December 21st, 2007 9:11 pm
Oooh noice, noice.
Gotta love that kid. just remember to return the favour when you are old and she is wheeling you around the zoo in your wheelchair…
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