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Toddlers Cussing Redux: In Which Boobaby Shouts Porn In Public

Posted on December 21st, 2007 in goofiness, language

Remember a couple of days ago when Boobaby shouted “fuck” in a crowded museum?

It. Gets. Worse.

San Francisco’s zoo has a neat exhibit where the birds of prey are just out on a kind of grassy knoll. We saw an owl, a little Harris hawk, a falcon, and then, at the end, a rather large red-tailed hawk. “Wow, that’s a big hawk!” I remarked to Boo.

Remember, now: “G” becomes “K.” Little words disappear and two words become one. Say it like a toddler:

“Wow bik awk!”

Say it out loud and fast if you’re not quite getting it.

  • Over and over.
  • At the top of your lungs.
  • Every time you see a bird that day.

Maybe the zoo was the best place for us, after all.

5 Responses to “Toddlers Cussing Redux: In Which Boobaby Shouts Porn In Public”

  1. Even I’m now starting to wonder about where she’s getting it from…

  2. Niiice!

    Might I recomment NOT going to see Big Ben till this passes?

  3. Oooh noice, noice.

    Gotta love that kid. just remember to return the favour when you are old and she is wheeling you around the zoo in your wheelchair…

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