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Faux Flatulence

Posted on November 29th, 2007 in goofiness, mischief

Yesterday, Boobaby broke some serious wind. As she’s taken to doing lately, she immediately looked at me with an impish grin and shouted for her mom to hear,

"Daddy fart!"

Thanks a lot, kid. Where’d you learn that one?

Oh, right.

4 Responses to “Faux Flatulence”

  1. They’re all the same! Daddies ;)

  2. My little girl did that to me at the supermarket! Most of the strangers in the aisle didn’t actually hear her fart, but they sure did hear her blame me!! :)

  3. Our boy blames inanimate objects. The wall, the toilet, the chair.

    It’s a different game, i guess. Your version makes more sense.

  4. My oldest has learned the blame-shifting thing, too, and I’m actually not sure who that’s from. Oh well. :)

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