So Much Moonshine Today

by doodaddy on October 10, 2007

Remember how thongs gross me out? Well, the scantinannies strike back.

Perhaps I’ve sinned against the gods of gluteal clevage, for today I’ve already involuntarily witnessed:

  • Two thong straps.
  • One thong where I saw the actual “T” part that goes down into the nether regions.
  • One infected belly ring.
  • One butt crack of at least four inches length.
  • A man in a Speedo bathing suit and nothing else. (OK, he was just laying out in the park, but still.)

Personally, I find all of the above many levels nastier than breastfeeding in public, but there’s no thong debate (or La Clevage League) that I know of…

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

aimee / greeblemonkey October 10, 2007 at 6:26 pm

Wow, consider me bitchslapped.


cryitout October 10, 2007 at 6:50 pm

I didn’t know you saw me sunbathing today!

Eeew yuck, that was you? And it was so cold, too… very brave! –Dd.


Kelley October 10, 2007 at 7:22 pm


The mental imagery has now obliterated the sight of your kitchen on my retinas.

The pureed goo is still haunting me but now it is mingled with the pus from the infected belly button ring and butt crack.

Where on earth were you a Hookers and Plumbers convention?

So gross is sort of becoming a theme here, huh?

Hm. I guess that’s pretty accurate…




aimee/greeblemonkey October 11, 2007 at 7:31 am

OK, now that you’ve change the post, my bitchslapped comment is very confusing. LOL. 😉


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