Happy Leather Anniversary. You Heard Me. LEATHER.

by doodaddy on July 23, 2007

Today is Working Mom & Doodaddy’s third wedding anniversary. Our leather anniversary, it turns out.

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Which one says “I love you” more?

Maybe it’s just because we live in San Francisco, but the first thing that comes to mind is assless leather chaps on a big ‘ombre in the Castro.

I’m apparently supposed to be getting WM a dozen red leather roses, or else that pillow that I just can’t look at without laughing. Can you imagine? Yeah, I’ll put that on the bed and look seductive. Wink, wink.

Well, to heck with that… I got her an iPhone instead, even though it’s not leather, and she’s happy with it.

They need to update the anniversary table, anyway. Here are some suggestions for a more modern set of anniversaries:

  • First: The TV Remote Anniversary — it’s real love if you each get one!
  • Second: The Power Tool Anniversary — it’s early in the marriage, still a good time to be aspirational about do-it-yourself projects.
  • Third: The Hybrid Anniversary — as long as you’re getting a station wagon for those new car seats, why not get something that produces less greenhouse gas?
  • Fourth: The Daycare Anniversary — screw presents. Just save the cash for the sitter.
  • Fifth: The Major Appliance Anniversary — those warranties you got are expiring this year; better look into a new washer.
  • Tenth: The Laptop Anniversary — the kids know how to play Dora on the household computer, time to get your own to take out to the garage.

Any other ideas?

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aimee/greeblemonkey July 24, 2007 at 10:31 am

OK, post aside, that photo scared the crap out of me when I pulled the site up. 😉

P.S. Happy Anniversary!

P.P.S. Have you ever seen Jimmy Fallon’s LEA-THER skit on SNL?

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Taste Like Crazy July 24, 2007 at 12:35 pm

I missed my leather anniversary?! You have no idea how happy you have just made my husband. 😉

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Blog Antagonist July 24, 2007 at 6:19 pm

iPhone? You are so getting sex tonight.

Congrats on three years of marital bliss!

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doodaddy July 24, 2007 at 8:59 pm

Thanks, everyone!

@aimee~ You should check out my street during the Pride Parade! And no on the Fallon — I’m too apt to be sleeping these days, and besides, I’m one of those “SNL hasn’t been good in 20 years” people…

@taste~ So, you’re the leather person in the fam-fam? Hmmm… INteresting!

@Antagonist~ Yeah, well, the “stay-at-home dad” thing means that I used her money to go buy it. But I installed the software to sync it! Does that count?

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English Leather rose July 25, 2007 at 1:55 am

Happy leather anniversary!

I keep watch on blogs mentioning leather roses and came across yours 🙂 I handcraft leather roses and send them all over the world – http://www.englishleatherrose.com

Best wishes

Louise

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Dondi Tiples July 25, 2007 at 3:27 am

I really enjoyed reading this daddy blog. You’re a great dad! Boobaby and Working Mom are so lucky!

God bless!

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cryitout July 25, 2007 at 3:54 pm

Now I know where to get my leather roses for the next folsom street fair. awesome.

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